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Friday Fun Thread for May 1, 2026

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My mum told me she'd heard that, if you end up in the north Atlantic, you're pretty much guaranteed to freeze to death in a matter of minutes. Being able to swim would just prolong your agony.

Depends a lot on latitude and season. I've swum in the Atlantic and it's not pleasant but felt like I could sustain it for a long time, and that was a lot colder than I assume the water in Rio de Janeiro is. But yeah much of the Atlantic will kill you very quickly.

Sorry, I should have specified that I was talking about Irish fishermen. Even going a few miles off the west coast, if you fall in the drink you will probably freeze very quickly.