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Culture War Roundup for the week of June 29, 2026

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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,

Nominative absolute

A well regulated Militia,

Subject phrase

being necessary to the security of a free State,

Participial phrase completing the absolute

the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

Main clause

the right of the people to keep and bear Arms,

Subject phrase

shall not be infringed

Predicate phrase enshrining the right

The second comma marks the end of the nominative absolute and the beginning of the main clause. The absolute is grammatically independent of the clause, it provides context but gives no conditions to what makes a well regulated militia necessary. Semantically it's actually an embedded unconditional premise: [Because] a well regulated Militia [is necessary] to the security of a free State. The Constitution declares the Militia will always be necessary.

The main clause contains the unconditional predicate phrase "shall not be infringed" modifying the subject "the right of the people to keep and bear arms." 2A tells the government it has no authority to infringe the right to keep and bear arms. The government does this constantly, and while most of those infringements are patently unconstitutional, I have no problem with those who argue the framers didn't have rocket launchers in mind. It's the same for felons, the language would suggest blocking felons from owning arms is unconstitutional, but the qualified annulment of certain rights of criminals is part of the sovereign prerogative.

The prerogative is those who break the social contract can be treated differently. The power to prohibit a person from owning firearms comes from the same authority expressed differently as the power to put a person in prison. What this means is even if 14A were all-persons-born-are, it still wouldn't mean it must, under full force of law, apply to literally every person born in this country. In all other categories of law, "all" effectively never means "all."

So, as with how 2A, of which the framers would absolutely include all small arms ever made, the right obviously does not extend to violent criminals or to the FGM-148 Javelin, despite the former technically belonging to the category of infringements and the latter technically belonging to the category of arms, then just as with 14A, it is obvious that the children of diplomats, hypothetical alien occupier women, birth tourists, and all other aliens otherwise intending to exploit the Constitution, are none intended or justifiably said as beneficiaries of birthright citizenship despite them technically belonging to the category of persons born in the United States. This is where the legal artifice is transparent. Aliens who exploit the sovereign do not enjoy her special protections.

Finally, 14A is specific in the opposite direction for its clause, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, as the clause invokes a construct of jurisdiction. One inexplicable point of all these courts is how they suppose the Framers of 14A didn't understand the idea that everyone in this country is subject to her true jurisdiction. Those Framers knew in a far deeper sense of truth exactly that point of power, they knew everyone was, truly, under the jurisdiction of the sovereign. That's what the clause says, and in making the clause it so invokes the construct, and those who would exploit the law are obviously excluded from the construct where it would affirmatively implicate in the question of citizenship. This is both found in the conveyed language, for if diplomats who are here through the most rightful means (and who are not named in 14A!) are not under our jurisdiction, so much less then are illegal aliens not under our jurisdiction, and it is found as an axiomatic power in the prerogative of the sovereign.

The mothers are criminal aliens here specifically so their children get citizenship (birth tourists included as criminal aliens), so, obviously, their children don't get to be citizens.

The 2a is not even a complete sentence and is ungrammatical punctuated. In your own post you have insert assumed words and change punctuation just to make it grammatically correct. And yet you presume to claim that the plain text is so exactingly clear that there can be only a single valid interpretation (conveniently, yours).

This is both found in the conveyed language, for if diplomats who are here through the most rightful means (and who are not named in 14A!) are not under our jurisdiction, so much less then are illegal aliens not under our jurisdiction, and it is found as an axiomatic power in the prerogative of the sovereign.

This assertion is of course justified nowhere in the plain text of the 14th. Its just your opinion. The degree to which it is or is not true legally is certainly subject to a considerable degree of legal judgement. And the people who are constitutionally authorized to exercise that judgement seemed to have just come to the opposite conclusion.

Anyway, I find your continued claims that certain interpretations of the constitution text are unambiguous or axiomatic, when they just plainly ain't so, to be a sign. I don't think I will continue here. Happy 4th and may America have another great 250.