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Friday Fun Thread for April 21, 2023

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I actually like the archaic King James translation because it feels reverential and is language nearly exclusively used for spiritual speak today (in that sense I get why some Catholics prefer the Latin Mass).

If you insist on a form with modern, intimate language I'd try somethig like:

Our Heavenly Abba, Master of the Heavens, Your name is Holy. Manifest Your majesty and let Your will be fullfilled on Earth, as it is in Heaven. Please meet our daily needs and forgive just as we forgive those who wrong us. Please keep our focus on You and protect us from evil.

Related, I somewhat like the Message version because it's so different from the traditional form and that difference forces you to consider the words (though I'd probably not use the Hermetic phrase in the middle):

Our Father in heaven,

Reveal who you are.

Set the world right;

Do what’s best—

as above, so below.

Keep us alive with three square meals.

Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others.

Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil.

You’re in charge!

You can do anything you want!

You’re ablaze in beauty!

Yes. Yes. Yes.