Skulldrinker
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Skulldrinker
5d ago
I deeply deeply hate human pop-up ads, especially when they're trading on the illusion of female attention.
Skulldrinker
6d ago
Furries still have human sexual characteristics, and notably there's few primate furries; it's mostly dogs with boobs.
I note the use of a abreviations like NHI and ET. It's to avoid saying extraterrestrial out loud, because that sounds dumb.
I always go back to the guy who said some wreckage contained "Unknown Elements" with no further explanation as to what that actually meant. Elements in the colloquial sense, like how an alternator is an element of an engine? Element Zero or Infra-lead? I'm always disappointed that no one who interacted with anything Unknown Flying Object-related has a paid-attention-in-high-school education.
Also, slightly unrelated, but I always laugh whenever UFOologists talk about "hybrids" interbreeding, and genetic experimentation. Or the anal probing thing. It's so obviously primate sexual anxiety being projected onto the unknown/imaginary.
I want a scene in something where a visiting alien gets asked one too many times about hybrids or breeding and gets annoyed.
"No, I am not here to fuck your women. Not even if they want me to. I get that you had tribal warfare in the past where the winners carried off the females after killing the males, we have our own equivalent ebarassing history that makes us worry about dumb shit. But, two things. One, do you find chimpanzees sexy? (Holds up picture of chimp ass) Because this is what a chimp thinks is sexy. Imagine what I think is hot; none of you even have pedipalps. Secondly, I can't even EAT one of you if I wanted to; at best I'd expel it out the other end completely undigested. Wrong protein chirality. So there will be no baby-daddy-ing. I'm tired of getting blamed for your sleep-paralysis hallucinations."
By this point I have an immediate avoidance reaction whenever a woman goes out of her way to interact with me, because it's almost always ultimately some kind of grift or ploy.
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