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epohon
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epohon
1d ago
It is not a good goal, but it is an egoistic goal, and I'm quite fine with being egoistic at an exclusion of everything else. I'm just timing the peak intolerability of the world.
epohon
1d ago
Judging by four years ago, the hysteria will ramp up steeply right about now. He is an obvious rallying point.
epohon
1d ago
No, not at all, absolutely not, my one and only goal in life is to minimize my personal suffering, and for that the only important thing is choosing the exit moment.
epohon
1d ago
In a century the scientists will wonder why it suddenly jumped to 170 to 1 during the previous few decades, and will conclude that it was because of patriarchy and toxic masculinity.
epohon
1d ago
That being your best example only validates my conclusion that death is the only escape.
epohon
1d ago
Hard time?! Can you name even one right-winger not bending over and taking a hard woke tool in his ass?! There is no escape!!!
epohon
1d ago
I want to die in my sleep I wanta to die in my sleep I want to deie in my sleep
epohon
1d ago
Why do you care about ink smudges on dead wood? The only thing that matters is who can kill or indefinitely imprison whom without any consequences. There is no tooth fairy, and there is no constitution.
epohon
1d ago
And if I'm too much of a coward to end myself before that point, at least I hope I'll have the presence of mind to see that there is no reason other than they're strong and I'm pathetically weak, and so not bother with this pitiful question.
epohon
1d ago
It was also a 0HPL thread, it was slightly different, and I remember it and not this article linked somewhere in these parts.
epohon
1d ago
Hell I've seen plenty of weirdo looking buck toothed women in a stable.
I think those are usually called mares.
epohon
1d ago
Not what I call it, and you're forgetting the third option, preemptive suicide.
epohon
2d ago
I don't know about that guy, but I'm still salty that I was promised Right Wing Death Squads, and they never materialized.
epohon
2d ago
A related question, who coined the phrase Leviathan-shaped Hock? It's been living in my head since I read it in one of these roundups.
epohon
2d ago
The way he does. I don't think there's anyone in the world who under the right circumstances would not be my enemy. And I'm not talking about thought experiments and fictional scenarios like Hunger Games. Under common everyday circumstances.
epohon
3d ago
Stop your doubting. I swear to you on everything I care about that it is an actual honest belief of mine that females loathe and wish emasculation and grievous harm on every men they're not attracted to, which attraction comprises less than one percent.
epohon
3d ago
With apologies to @Capital_Room (not really) I'm reposting his hypothetical:
Let us consider a hypothetical character named John. Here is what John has to say about some of his coworkers:
Alice at work keeps stealing my parking space; obviously, she wants to murder me so she can have it all to herself.
Bob bumped into me in the hall yesterday; obviously, he’s a threat to my life, since he clearly shows a willingness to inflict violence upon me.
I suggested to Carol that we use a red background on the webpage, but she used a blue one instead. I can only conclude that she wants to kill me so that I stop showing up her lousy ideas with my better ones.
Dave made a comment about the smell of fish in the break-room after I reheated my lunch in the microwave. Obviously he hates my culinary choices, because he hates me, and intends to assassinate me.
Emma in management announced the new work schedule, and the set up for Monday afternoons conflicts with one of my hobbies outside work. She obviously created that whole schedule specifically to attack me personally, because she’s plotting to destroy me.
Frank called me a “paranoid nutjob.” He’s clearly out to get me and wants me dead.
Greta says I’m constantly exaggerating how much people don’t like me to play on people’s sympathy. She’s obviously plotting my death.
Henry made a comment about how I frequently accuse everyone of wanting to kill me, which only goes to prove how much he wants to kill me.
(Cartoonish, yes, but it’s a deliberate excess for purpose of illustration.)
What’s the best explanation for why John is Like This?
John is paranoid — maybe a classmate tried to stab him on the playground as a kid, and now he views everything through the lens of that trauma, or something.
John is cynically engaging in hyperbole to win over others into taking his side — he found out that exaggerating how much hostility he encounters engendered greater sympathy, and he just kept ramping it up in intensity.
John frequently contemplates killing anyone he disagrees with or dislikes — he’s engaging in “typical-minding,” believing that everyone else shares his own murderous hate.
Disregarding that this is a metaphor for the Jews or whatever, it's how I model people. What is the best explanation?
epohon
3d ago
The people who all share the same name by a coincidence, and that name is 😷✊🏿🇺🇦🇵🇸
epohon
4d ago
The gossip is that the usual suspects are coordinating in the usual channels to vote for Croatia.
epohon
4d ago
There is a wide array of female authors providing similar intentions, just look for any quote compilation by a naive MRA. I'll refrain from giving my favorite one, I dislike having my disposable accounts connected.
epohon
6d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCUM_Manifesto etc. etc. etc.
It will be worth knowing only to civilizations five millennia in the future, if there are those, of course.
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