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Friday Fun Thread for June 14, 2024

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2 years late to the party but I've started playing Elden Ring.

Long story short, I mostly agree with the majority sentiment, that it feels like how games used to feel like. It's not exactly controversial to assert that modern triple A games are terrible. Much has been said and written about why modern triple A games have regressed in quality and how Elden Ring was a breath of fresh air because it didn't make those same mistakes.

But here's my shower thought. And it might be dead obvious but I'll share nonetheless. It doesn't have to be that way!

Elden Ring feels more like the games from the 90s than games from the 90s. And that's obviously because we have better tooling and hardware in just about every aspect. It's infinitely easier to make good games now than it was in the 90s, we just don't make them.

It's also infinitely easier to write good software now. We have gpt, forums with decades of content, ides, YouTube, etc. Why do we keep on writing bloated shit? We don't have to.

Macdonald's fries would still be good if they used beef tallow.

Just about every way In which the quality of things regressed, it's easier now than ever to make an even higher quality version.

Something is wrong with us, that we don't. And I don't believe it's an eternal September the masses want slop situation, that's a copout. Elden Ring is one of the best selling games of 2022. It's a culture thing.

Why do we keep on writing bloated shit?

Because hardware is good enough that we can get away with it, kind of.

I work at a large company with a couple thousand software engineers and fairly selective interviews, and it's unbelievable how much waste there is in terms of easy optimizations left undone. There are $10,000 bills just lying around all over the place, and people often drag their feet on fixing them even when I point it out and spell out the solution.