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Friday Fun Thread for August 9, 2024

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Possibly the funniest paragraph ever written in a court opinion:

In the fall of 2021, Complainant, [Appellant] Dawson's 14-year-old daughter, asked him if she could go to her boyfriend's house. Dawson agreed but conditioned his permission on her letting him “eat her out”. Sometime after, on a day when Complainant stayed home from school, Dawson acted on this.

Source (found on this government webpage, though you would be forgiven for expecting a link to ArchiveOfOurOwn or Literotica)

Did the judge rule on whether it's gay to eat out your daughter after she's had sex with her boyfriend?

I dunno man, seems kinda gay to me.