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Friday Fun Thread for February 14, 2025

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For purposes of "traffic calming", urban planners (1 2) often make the roads in residential neighborhoods curved rather than straight. What if a developer were to simply use a space-filling curve to lay out his residential subdivision on a single ridiculously curved road?

Example subdivisions appropriate for the International Zoning Code's R1d single-family-residential zone: 1 (Hilbert curve), 2 (curve name unknown), 3 (Peano curve)

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@Southkraut: "Outmanoeuver"? A daring synthesis, as the cool kids say.

I like the Hilbert Curve one. I would add some backyard foothpaths to it (green = definitely should be added, blue = might be skipped, but they really improve the walkability), as shown on the attached image. This way walking/cycling will become the preferred way to move around the neighborhood.

Another idea: upzone it to R3b, so you can utilize these ring-sector-shaped corner lots better. If you put multiple-unit dwellings on them, they become natural shortcuts and you no longer need blue-colored footpaths.

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AUTISMVILLE LOOKS LIT!!!!

I just need a small loan of one million dollars to bring it to fruition.