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Friday Fun Thread for February 14, 2025

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For purposes of "traffic calming", urban planners (1 2) often make the roads in residential neighborhoods curved rather than straight. What if a developer were to simply use a space-filling curve to lay out his residential subdivision on a single ridiculously curved road?

Example subdivisions appropriate for the International Zoning Code's R1d single-family-residential zone: 1 (Hilbert curve), 2 (curve name unknown), 3 (Peano curve)

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@Southkraut: "Outmanoeuver"? A daring synthesis, as the cool kids say.

Exhibit A in 'how to make your local fire/ambulance/police department planning agency very annoyed at you'. Another problem is anything that results in a closure of a section of street will cut off a lot of people. Yet another problem is if this is put anywhere that gets winter conditions.

I suppose one could put in authorized-only cutthroughs similar to how divided highways do, though this would eat into the area for housing, and would require enforcement to prevent them from becoming impromptu shortcuts.

anything that results in a closure of a section of street will cut off a lot of people

It's a loop, with one travel lane and one parking lane (which can be cleared in emergencies) in each direction. I don't see how anyone would ever be cut off.

Anacdote:

The town I live in has had two short sections of street completely car-impassible & blocked off within the past week. Not a problem due to the grid structure except for ~4 houses.

(One due to a water main break, and one due to a power line across the street.)

I think you are underestimating how often this happens due to the normally-relatively-contained consequences.