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Friday Fun Thread for May 2, 2025

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Jerome applies for a building permit, but the application is denied because lot 16 has merged into lot 9. He applies for a variance allowing him to build on a 50-foot-wide lot, but the application is denied because lot 16 no longer exists, so there's no 50-foot-wide lot to which the variance would apply. He sues the municipal government, but the trial judge rejects his arguments, and the appeals panel affirms.

So... What did he buy if the lot no longer exists? Is this a "no refunds" type of situation?

So... What did he buy if the lot no longer exists?

The municipal govt. could have sued to cancel the sale of lot 16 and enforce the merger within two years after the sale, but it did not do so. Therefore, I think the illegal subdivision stands: Jerome now owns a not-properly-subdivided portion of lot 9, and neither he nor the owner of the other portion can get permits to build anything until the two portions of lot 9 are reunited. (But I'm not a lawyer, so I may be wrong.)

Is this a "no refunds" type of situation?

Jerome did also sue his closing attorney for failing to notify him of the merger issue. That lawsuit was settled out of court.