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PaperclipPerfector  4mo ago (text post)   3527 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for July 25, 2025

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Alright, you know what to do. Go in there, think your most racist and sexist and phobist thoughts but say nothing, get your shave or haircut or whatnot, pay, and then smugly tell them what naughtiness you did right under their noses. Go, brave warrior, and fight the culture war!

I honestly wonder how they'd react if I started saying various racist, sexist etc. things while getting my hair cut. They'd ask me to leave, of course, but I can't imagine they'd have much luck physically removing me from the premises.

Well, getting your throat cut by a woke barber is one way to go out, for sure. Low probability of it happening, of course, it's only a handful who actually try to shoot to ICE agents after all, but consider: You'd probably make it to the Darwin awards, would be the talk of the town on the internet, and give a hell of an ego boost to the then-imprisoned barber.

Or, more realistically, you'd end up with half a haircut and the police escorting you out eventually.

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