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Friday Fun Thread for September 5, 2025

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Many people think that a room cannot count as a bedroom if it does not have a closet. However, no such provision actually is contained in building codes.

According to the Architectural Graphic Standards for Residential Construction, the typical closet is 8 ft × 2 ft (2.4 m × 0.6 m) for an adult or 5 ft × 2 ft (2.4 m × 0.6 m) for a child, with 14-inch (36-cm) shelves affixed to the rear wall.

Do you like closets? Or do you prefer movable storage solutions, such as wardrobes and shelving units?

Would you ever consider living in a house that has no closets?

Closets in bedrooms are not a thing here in Russia. The typical storage solutions in an apartment here are:

  • commieblocks have lowered ceiling in the corridor leading to the kitchen past the bathroom (if you've read Pavel Tsatsouline, he mentions it in the context of greasing the groove with pull-ups)
  • older houses (like, Stalin-era), often have broom closets in the hallways and corridors
  • newer houses might have a closet like this (my classmate used one as his bedroom), but they usually have a wall in a corridor that you cover with built-in furniture
  • then there's always the balcony
  • and the bedrooms usually have a freestanding wardrobe, mine does

If we're talking about actual single-family houses, then reach-in closets aren't a thing either. People either build walk-in pantries and wardrobes, or use freestanding storage.