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Do you have a favorite Gospel of the New Testament? It has been suggested that the four Gospels correspond to the four Keirsey MBTI temperaments (SP artisans, SJ guardians, NT rationalists, NF idealists) and were written to be persuasive to different audiences:

"The reason there are four Gospels in the Bible has, since antiquity, been argued by Christians to be be because there are four different kinds of people. The Gospel of Mark portrays Jesus as an action-oriented doer, or as we would say, an SP type. The Gospel of Matthew recounts Jesus's heritage and lineage within the Jewish community and shows us why he is the rightful heir to the messianic throne, just as it focuses intensely on the proclamation of laws in the Sermon on the Mount; that's to say, the Gospel of Matthew shows Jesus as an SJ type. Then there is the Gospel of Luke, which recounts the story in a more critical and detached way, emphasizing abstraction and intellectualism, or as we would say, Jesus as an NT type. Finally there is the Gospel of John, which emphasizes the spiritual qualities of Jesus. It is much more ideal-oriented, concerned with identity, and contains more theological deliberations than the other three. This Gospel shows Jesus as an NF type."

Conveniently, you can also draw a parallel here with the four Hippocratic temperaments (sanguine, choleric, phlegmatic, melancholic).

four Gospels correspond to the four Keirsey MBTI temperaments (SP artisans, SJ guardians, NT rationalists, NF idealists).... Conveniently, you can also draw a parallel here with the four Hippocratic temperaments (sanguine, choleric, phlegmatic, melancholic)

I love this idea so much it's almost too good to check. That said, n=1: As INTJ and Melancholic, Matthew is my distant favorite, John second, and then a dropoff to Luke and Mark. If this model holds, it doesn't apply for me.

(The standard explanation for different-seeming Jesuses in the four gospels — besides "Christians are sanewashing irreconcilable conflicting evidence — is that Matthew emphasizes Jesus as King; Mark, Savior; Luke, Healer; John, God.)

BTW if anyone doesn't know about Hippocratic temperaments, check them out. Since learning about the model, I've found it cleaves very naturally to buckets of different people I know IRL and characters in fiction. Also, while it could be partially the Barnum Effect, I'm in this picture and I don't like it.