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PaperclipPerfector  1mo ago (text post)   3295 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for September 26, 2025

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I'd want absolutely perfect health tracking, the kind of thing where the AI can tell me exactly what to eat, what supplements to take, how much and what type of exercise to do etc. Might require a bunch of implants, but I'd love to always feel well-rested and optimised.

Me, I think I want the ability to produce bespoke episodes of older TV shows that I enjoyed but were cancelled or went off the rails and/or had horrible conclusions. GOT and Firefly are obvious examples there. But I have several others in mind.

This would also be good. The petty part of me desperately wants to re-make all the BBC costume dramas without all the ahistorical diversity casting, but I'll settle for Six Seasons and a Movie of Firefly.

https://suno.com/s/voPPxtsXxRjFRF93

This could genuinely be a Paramore B-side. Crazy.

I'd want absolutely perfect health tracking, the kind of thing where the AI can tell me exactly what to eat, what supplements to take, how much and what type of exercise to do etc. Might require a bunch of implants, but I'd love to always feel well-rested and optimised.

I agree... except I'd be pretty nervous on the nefarious uses that particular setup could create.

My piecemeal solution is that I can feed it the information about myself I want it to have rather than have it tracking me full time.

I do like the thought of being able to ask how to optimize for particular goals. "I'm training for a Marathon in 4 months, create a training and diet regimen tailored to my current work schedule."

This could genuinely be a Paramore B-side.

I know, right? I've gotten it to near-perfectly emulate Rammstein, Motley Crue, and Drowning Pool, and decent-quality ripoffs of Rage Against the Machine and Linkin Park.

System of a Down has proven trickier.

The Holy Grail of AI privacy and security is one that's both powerful and efficient enough to run on your own hardware so you have full control over it and your information. In some imaginary world where your implants can run their own computations internally and don't require internet access (except occasionally if you want to download verified updates) then they're safe and secure from external threats.

I personally will never feel comfortable unless the entire system is airgapped, and maybe not even then. Think, for example, of how you have to keep a pacemaker away from electromagnets.

But life demands acceptance of certain risks, and there's a strong argument that health benefits from AI monitoring your body and suggesting adjustments would outweigh most risks from having that data exposed.

Of course, follow the logic and its just straight up transhumanism. Discard the weakness of the flesh entirely.

There's also some level of difference in invasiveness and permanence.

Removing your arm to replace with a bionic one, is categorically different from implanting an electrical muscle-growth stimulator underneath your skin, is categorically different from putting on strength-boosting mech armor.

Following the logic only goes as far as your axioms allow, and different axioms will lead to different endpoints.

I would absolutely argue we're talking a matter of degree, but yeah, if your goal is "live as long as a carbon-based multi-cellular organism possibly can in ideal health" that's different than if the goal is "avoid literally every risk of actual brain death possible, with zero regard for preserving organic parts."

But we're already blurring lines by strapping sensors and stimulators and other mechanical parts in.

Now, to put a final spin on the question, what would you DO with your now-optimized health thanks to your AI patron keeping you in tip-top shape?

My preference for the AI generating personalized entertainment options somewhat answers that question. I could watch Firefly Season 50 and then go to the theaters and enjoy "Mission: Impossible 16: Mercury Poisoning" where AI Tom Cruise sprints across the surface of Mercury while holding his breath or something.

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