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Friday Fun Thread for November 21, 2025

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Worldbox God Simulator

I know someone else here has to play this. If you're not familiar, it's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not a "god game" in the traditional sense as much as it is a fun toy. There are no win or lose conditions, no mana to squeeze out of your subjects prayers, you're just an omnipotent god. The intended appeal is simply the sheer amount of fuckery you can get up to with its complex set of systems relating to biology, culture, religion, etc.

Like for example, I rolled a big world with a huge mountain in the middle of it. So I hollowed out the inner portion and put down a limited population extremely powerful and ill-tempered angels who can only come and go from their home city via teleportation magic. Then I gave them a xenophobic patriarchal militaristic culture and the ability to remotely influence others toward their ways by invading their dreams.

Then I just filled the rest of the world up with random biomes, let the game populate it with whatever, and gave it a few centuries. All kinds of races emerged, and while some new cultures and religions did take root among them, for the most part the angels just kept making everyone more and more based. Endless fighting ensued. Occasionally I would decide I didn't like someone and sic the angels on them, just because it was more fun than dropping meteors or something.

Eventually the outside world came to be dominated by a race of warlike rhino men, with a disempowered minority of less capable snake men living under them. For shits and giggles I decided to turn the snakes reproductive rate through the roof and see what happens.

When I came back an hour later or whatever I found the snake population smaller than ever. The goddamn rhinos were basically genociding them. Whenever a city would get so many snakes in it that the little icon next to the name turned from a rhino to a snake, the rest of the rhino cities would go "hey we have the xenophobic trait, fuck that snake city" and gang up on it.

I was so amused by this that I finished the snakes off myself and rewarded the rhinos by making them a bloated race of purple and green cannibals with an astronomical breeding rate, designed to do nothing but fight and eat one another for the rest of eternity while serving as feeder mice for my race of evil angels.

And you thought you were "a bad guy in video games" because you did the Dark Brotherhood quest line in Skyrim.

I feel like were I to submit this as data in a psychiatric profile I could get a very good paper out of it.

So I decided the rhinos needed something to eat besides fish and one another. The problem was, they were so hostile and hungry that they would gobble up every other terrestrial life form on sight. Thus I decided to spawn a race of elves, but adapted to live in the ocean.

I made them aquatic, gave them fins, etc. but to keep them from trying to go on land, build things, and get wiped out, I deleted their frontal lobe and essentially reduced them to animals. I let them keep their emotions and capacity for language though, since those seemed to help them breed, which I had them do at a prodigious rate as egg-laying hermaphrodites.

It worked out pretty well. I made them physically weak but curious and outgoing. They would swim right up to a bunch of rhinos intending to blabber at them nonsensically and get shot immediately. Eventually you'd see rhino ships out there harvesting them in bulk via cannon fire.

Guys they made a Chaos God Simulator, they just gave it cute aesthetics but it's pretty great.

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