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PaperclipPerfector  4d ago (text post)   1771 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for December 5, 2025

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Reminds me of the time the Independent compiled a list of Prince Philip's "most excruciating gaffes" – by which they meant, of course, a list of occasions on which Prince Philip was fucking hilarious. I dare say even the author probably had a chuckle at a few of them.

"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

"British women can't cook." Winning the hearts of the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961

"What do you gargle with – pebbles?" To Tom Jones, after the Royal Variety Performance, 1969. He added the following day: "It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs."

"If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

"People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans."

Thanks for sharing, a few of those had me laughing out loud, and I couldn't explain them to my young children.

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