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Friday Fun Thread for January 2, 2026

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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I'm saying the story isn't funny.

I'm not saying that the story itself is funny. I'm saying that the similarity of this story to a hentai plot is funny. I don't recall reading any hentai manga with this specific plot*, but I definitely have read both hentai manga and ArchiveOfOurOwn erotic stories (example of the latter) that use the victim's obliviousness to trick her into giving a blowjob. And, again, no physical harm was done here.

*I do not seek out loli stories while filtering recent uploads on Exhentai, so it's very possible that I missed some.

How many of those surprise blowjob stories involve a three-year-old and an 18-month-old?

And, again, no physical harm was done here.

I am not sure what to make of your fixation on "no physical harm." Yes, you can do lots of things to children that won't cause physical harm.

How many of those surprise blowjob stories involve a three-year-old and an 18-month-old?

I definitely have seen a nonzero number of erotic stories featuring toddlers and babies on AO3. But I've never actually read any of those stories since I'm not into that topic, so I can't tell you the details of their plots.

I am not sure what to make of your fixation on "no physical harm".

I only mention it to point out that this particular case is not a fistula gorefest. I do not deny the possibility of psychological harm (though, again, I am skeptical of it), and do not glorify child molestation.