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Friday Fun Thread for January 2, 2026

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And her dating history is horrible too - in her twenties, she went off to NYC to study and do modeling on the side, sponsored by her dad. There, she lived the high life of being an attractive model in NYC - partying with rappers and finance bros, trips to Hamptons, yadda yadda yadda. Then, after graduating and getting an ultimatum from her dad that he won't be paying for her fun NYC life any longer

Unc finally reached his breaking point on the Daughter Question and pulled the plug with regard to sunk costs.

In her mid to late 20s, she finally decides to lock in and stop depending on her dad by getting a job at a local bank. Focusing on her career, she grinded up to a branch manager by 30.

Local bank branch positions tend to be pretty low intensity and low prestige. A son who "grinded up" to a branch management position would likely be considered a failson by a "very successful businessman" father. Fortunately for her, she had the usual suite of thot exit opps.

Anyway, the reason why I'm saying all that is not to ridicule my cousin about her unfathomable fumble at life - she's not the first and she's not the last, that's just how life is, it's to tell you that this person is now a family therapist with a license that's 'helping' others work out their family issues and charging 10x (I'm not joking) average hourly wage

Just like "he who represents himself has a fool for a client," he or she who pays a thot or former-thot for advice is a fool for a client.