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Friday Fun Thread for January 9, 2026

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I would like to see Count Dracula assault Fort Knox. How deep into Dracula powerscaling are we going? Does he get the gypsy servants?

He gets the ability to hypnotise people, and the ability to turn into mist that can presumably get through any hole or crack. I think that'd probably be enough, you?

Suppose his mission is "exfiltrate with the gold reserve"... he could pull it off, I think. I doubt Fort Knox has master-stranger protocols in place.

Even if accessing the vaults requires confirmation from off-site, he could probably break in and get out before reinforcements arrive.

Next time, they should put the gold on an island, since crossing water is supposed to be Dracula's weakness.