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Friday Fun Thread for January 9, 2026

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That's why they have credit checks and you need a good credit score for premium cards, because bad debtors are a real pain in the ass for higher-market-segment banks

Well, yes, but... The ideal debtor for the CC company is one that keeps the balance, for quite a long time, but pays most of it at the end. That's why you don't have to have 800+ score to get most of the cards, and in fact pretty much anyone with a pulse can get one (unlike, for example, bank loans which would ask you for many more documents to give you a loan at half the APR). They are even fine with occasional discharge - as long as you paid enough in interest over the life of the loan to cover it (or you neighbor did). And yes, they charge interchange fees too, but:

First, we find that, on average, the credit function makes up approximately 80 percent of the credit card profitability, whereas the contribution of the transaction function is slightly negative, as rewards and other expenses on credit card transactions outpace banks' interchange revenues. In addition, fees—in particular late fees—comprise approximately 15 percent of credit card profitability.

(https://www.federalreserve.gov/econres/notes/feds-notes/credit-card-profitability-20220909.html)