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PaperclipPerfector  5d ago (text post)   1806 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for February 27, 2026

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God, that is awful. I once knew a woman who was a nurse in a rehabilitation hospital, and about 90% of her patients were either motorcycle or horse-riding accidents. I'll never ride a motorcycle. I even worked with a guy who was in a pretty serious motorcycle accident and nearly lost a leg, and he still rides motorcycles to this day. Like, dude, how many hints do you need?

This girl had intentions of being an EMT (she was pre-med in high school, just as I was pre-law).

On net, her premature death may mean more people have died than otherwise would have had she been there to help them.

And yeah, donorcycles are terrifying in an existential way. Careening down a highway at 70+ mph with only a thin layer of leather and (if you're not dumb) an armored helmet all you have to protect you from the 10 ton metal boxes that are ALSO zooming around at 70 mph.

Because I intend to live a long time you will never catch me on a motorcycle.

"UNFORTUNATELY" girls tend to be attracted to risk-takers/bad boys, so I've also pointed out that Motorcycles and Tattoos are indeed a cheat code for getting a woman attracted to you.

But my rational brain simply cannot accept that tradeoff.

"Nontrivial chance of death, dismemberment, or permanent disfigurement/paralysis... vs. a +2 modifier to my charisma and +50% modifier to seduction any time I flirt with a girl with a tongue piercing and 3 STIs."

Its BECAUSE these things signal bad decision making (well, call it 'lack of fear') that women hone in on them when they're in a certain kind of way.

And it must work because no matter how often these guys manage to remove themselves from the gene pool, their DNA persists.

That said, some of the most ardent bikers are know are single and have no kids (or grown children) so it really is their life to lose. And seem to have a fatalistic acceptance of the risk.

Thank Christ I don't need to add several thousand micromorts to my lifestyle just to get laid.

I've wondered about REALLY cheating, Get some convincing fake tattoos, ride a motorcycle but ONLY on safe, low speed roads, swig water from a flask, go gambling but only use optimal betting strategy... etc.

Just mimic every single "bad boy" signal without the element that makes them actually dangerous.

But if you're shooting for a long-lasting relationship, probably not good to found it upon a lie. Unless you're willing to then become that guy as the relationship progresses, at which point just go all in at the start.

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