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I'm sure this discussion came up a few months ago in a motte thread.

I'm not sure there's a suitable definition of cocktail that doesn't expose you to Diogenes. If it's just "two ingredients" then every random mixer and liquor is a cocktail. Adding a lemon wedge to a beer bottle is a cocktail.

Make it three and you're excluding things like Martinis. You could say at least two ingredients and a recognised cocktail name, but then you're getting all the edge cases which aren't cocktails, like Screwdrivers and Cuba Libres.

If it's just "two ingredients" then every random mixer and liquor is a cocktail.

Canonically this is most cocktails like Screwdrivers or the "champagne cocktail" often served in old bar books.