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Friday Fun Thread for April 10, 2026

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I really hate HAWK intersections because your average mouthbreather driver doesn't know how to navigate them. They're usually clued in enough to stop while the light is red, but the flashing red phase that indicates "treat this as a stop sign" is beyond their ken and many are happy to zoom through. This creates conflict between straight traffic and pedestrians (who still have a countdown timer to cross) and between straight traffic and any left turn lanes (they should alternate as at any stop sign controlled intersection). The triangular light arrangement is also bizarre.

It would be much better to just have a normally green light that switches to red when pedestrians are present and stays red until peds get a "don't walk".

Not gonna lie, the first time I drove up to one of those, I was confused by the yellow light, then red light, and drove right through it. They weren't covered in my drivers ed class. Other such signals are green to pass.

I do stop for them now, though.

It's like you didn't even bother to read the user's manual that's on the pole.

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It doesn't say what to do on yellow! How was I supposed to know‽