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Friday Fun Thread for April 10, 2026

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In fact, we know they're crappy because in court filings Anthropic stated they made 5 billion in total GAAP revenue between 2023 and the end of last year.

How does that follow? Taking their stated numbers literally (10x/year, $100M annualized in Jan 2024), you get:

Jan 2023: $10M annualized / 12 months per year = $0.833M in the month
Feb 2023: $0.833M * 1.21 monthly growth multiplier = $1.01M
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Jan 2024: $8.33M ($100M annualized)
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Jan 2025: $83.3M ($1B annualized)
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Dec 2025: $688M

for a total of $3.94B. They put a "+" in their chart, which easily explains the 20% disparity. Their "0" in 2023 is a literal rounding error at $35M for the entire year.