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Friday Fun Thread for April 17, 2026

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he'd never have to listen to a young busker butchering "Hallelujah"

Bonus I'd never have to listen to Cohen rhyming hallelujah with do ya, knew ya, or fool ya. Allure? Endure? Impure? Are these rhymes too obscure? Utter manure.

I suppose furnishing him with a rhyming dictionary would curtail the need to actually kill him, so I guess I'll choose that as my pettiest timeline tweak.

In front of both of my in-laws
I will categorize your flaws
And make you call me only Melvin Dewey

"Hallelujah? I barely knew ya!"