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Friday Fun Thread for May 15, 2026

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Please share the final form when you're done.

To clarify, (the unredacted version of) this PDF is 99 percent complete. In order to be insured, the house must be inspected by the insurance company after completion—so the only substantive incomplete part is where it says "insurance information pending" under the invitation to take a ladder up to the "flat" roof. (Plus, of course, the date hasn't yet been fixed, and the walkthrough video hasn't yet been made and uploaded.)

It's an "early draft" not in terms of completion, but in terms of time: (1) I haven't yet gotten a new estimated completion date from the contractor, so the worst-case scenario is completion on July 6; and (2) the insurance company says that its inspection probably won't happen until 30 to 60 days after the house is completed and I submit an application.