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PaperclipPerfector  1d ago (text post)   1169 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for May 15, 2026

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To clarify, construction is not complete—this invitation is just an early draft. (Sorry, you're not invited.)

Such a shame. I wish I had an invite, but if you thought trying to attend Inkhaven was hard, imagine me trying to explain to the American embassy staff that I want to attend the house warming party of an online acquaintance with weapons-grade autism.

I dare say that your autism is so strong it would be ITAR-restricted. Imagine if you resettled in China: they'd have a working space elevator in two weeks, built to code handed down retrocausally by the Singleton at the end of time.

I don't even know man. I think that there's only like a 5% chance that this is satire only matched by that fake Bay Area polycule invite from a month back. The rest of my probability mass is mostly on you playing this straight, with perhaps some degree of self-awareness/attempted humor (which works).

Please share the final form when you're done. I might do a case study on it, or at least a funny essay. And good luck with the actual housewarming, even if it involves inviting your uncool brother.

Please share the final form when you're done.

To clarify, (the unredacted version of) this PDF is 99 percent complete. In order to be insured, the house must be inspected by the insurance company after completion—so the only substantive incomplete part is where it says "insurance information pending" under the invitation to take a ladder up to the "flat" roof. (Plus, of course, the date hasn't yet been fixed, and the walkthrough video hasn't yet been made and uploaded.)

It's an "early draft" not in terms of completion, but in terms of time: (1) I haven't yet gotten a new estimated completion date from the contractor, so the worst-case scenario is completion on July 6; and (2) the insurance company says that its inspection probably won't happen until 30 to 60 days after the house is completed and I submit an application.

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