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Friday Fun Thread for May 22, 2026

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Speaking of AI disappointments, here's Claude Sonnet 4.6 today:

Prompt:

I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

Claude:

Should You Walk or Drive to the Car Wash?

You should walk, of course! 🚶

Here's why driving doesn't make much sense:

It's only 50 meters away — that's roughly half a football field, or about a 30–60 second walk.
Driving defeats the purpose — your car will get dirty again just driving those 50 meters, especially the tires and wheel wells.
Practical issues with driving:
    You'd spend more time buckling up and adjusting mirrors than actually traveling.
    Parking/maneuvering in such a short distance wastes fuel.
    You'd likely get the car wash queue dirty before you even start.

Gemini was cleverer:

Walking over is a great option if you just want to grab a detail spray, buy a voucher, or stretch your legs, but if you're planning to actually wash the vehicle, walking a block over leaves you with one minor logistical problem: your car is still in the driveway!

It went on for a couple of paragraphs about car washes, and gave me a fun tip about letting rain wash my car: spray it down with a hose after a storm before the rain dries completely to clear the dust dissolved in the rain.

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