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The Pew Research Centre has a new political typology quiz.

I'm classified as "Pragmatic and Polite Right".

"Unconventional Right"; I would say that's pretty spot-on.

Most of the questions appear to lack sufficient detail (expected for a 24-question quiz, but still). For example the question about U.S. foreign policy is a simple dichotomous choice between "The U.S. should take into account the interests of its allies even if it means making compromises with them" and "The U.S. should follow its own national interests even when its allies strongly disagree". Then there's also the question that reads "Thinking about assistance to people in need, do you think the government 1: Should provide more assistance, 2: Should provide less assistance, or 3: Is providing about the right amount of assistance" which is so poorly defined and obviously depends on the group of people in question and what kind of assistance we are talking about here.

The way this test functions it's more like a political thermometer test where you pick the statement you feel the warmest towards in sort of a vibe-based manner, and I treated it that way when I was answering. For all intents and purposes I would still say it would classify people broadly accurately, but my autist brain did not feel good entering a response to some of these.

EDIT: Looking also at the opinions held by each of these typology groups, it is noticeable just how extreme "Leftward Progressives" are as a group. The profile of their answers are far more homogenous and partisan than any other group on most topics of contention, including their counterparts; the "No Apologies Right", which I'm guessing is (charitably) either an artefact of how these typologies have been defined or (less charitably) simply a result of intense purity spiralling.

I agree, for most political quizzes, I end up being closest to the opposite end of the spectrum, for example, the response that best matches my view on criminal sentencing is most criminals should spend less time in prison, because my desired reform would be to execute most of the people spending the most time in prison and using far more corporal punishment rather than short sentences. So yeah I agree with far left progressives about the direction of sentencing but we very much disagree about the alternative.