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Friday Fun Thread for October 20, 2023

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There was a period, perhaps from the 90s to the 00s, where the trend went towards toned and slender. Steroids were made illegal in 1990, and though bodybuilders continued to get bigger, Hollywood turned away from beefy bodybuilders towards more uh, human-sized action leads. The apogee of this was Brad Pitt in Fight Club in 1999. Since then, bodybuilding and lifting have become more popular. Zyzz comes at kind of the tail-end of that, as bigger physiques became more popular again. At the same time, superhero movies were starting to dominate the box office, and with them, superheroic physiques became desirable again. Thor was 2011, for example (and it even has a joke about steroids). The internet has made it easier to get access and information on steroids, and in the competition to stand out on social media, it has to be the biggest and the best.

And uh, I might have been a cause of it too. The past twenty years have seen gay men go from the butts of jokes and distrusted perverts to accepted and even celebrated. And our tastes put a small but forceful finger on the scale, almost always pushing towards bigger and more extreme. It's hard to exaggerate to what degree male beauty standards are shaped by this tiny minority who most men have no interest in - and yet it does, mysteriously, like dark energy invisibly curving spacetime around it.

the most successful are rarely 99.9th percentile for looks

I mean, I don't know if 99.9th percentile for looks really makes sense. In the realm of lifting, bigger and stronger is better and there's always someone bigger and stronger, but in the realm of physical appearance, once you're 'very attractive', the difference between you and the next very attractive lady is mostly just personal taste or vibes. But then, that's the appeal of lifting - there is a hierarchy, there is a 'better' and a 'worse', and therefore you can be driven by the desire to become better. A woman who sought to make 'constant progress' in her own makeup abilities wouldn't even make any sense.

I guess in general lifting culture is interesting to me. It’s not broadly anti-doping, but at the same time so much of the culture is ostensibly based around techniques for training naturally, efficiently gaining, diet and other stuff that pales in terms of their effect on bulking when compared to many forms of doping.

I agree there's an interesting contradiction here. Doping is an open secret, and one that people don't really know how to deal with. The refrain is the same - bigger and stronger is better, you should be willing to do anything to succeed... but not the thing that might actually work better than anything else. That's embarrassing and shameful, except that most of the people idealized are on gear anyway. People like Sam Sulek dance around it, they talk about their training technique or how they time their carb intake or 'mindset' or a million trivial details that matter far less than raw biochemistry. And though the 'fake natties' are bad, so are the 'natty police' who lob accusations of steroid use around, and who encourage others to treat it as a shameful secret.