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Depending on how much you want The Best Performance possible, you may be able to go significantly under your budget target. This isn't a great machine performance-wise, but it'll hit most of your targets (albeit a little slow for video editing).

For your requirements list and current equipment costs, buying new I would recommend starting by looking for 16-32GB RAM and an nvidia 1650 or better. The ideal storage situation would be 512GB+ nvme boot drive and a 2TB SATA SSD storage drive for video editing, but that can be hard to find in compact or ultracompact laptops; if you have to compromise, 1TB or greater NVME boot drives are table stakes at the price range you're looking at. Video editing takes an obscene amount of storage, and games have started to get pretty bloated, and having to fuck around with a USB drive is bad enough before dealing with UK prices.

For used or refurbished machines, you can probably get away with 8GB RAM if the computer is otherwise a steal, but RAM's cheap and it's better to have more. That's doubly true for ultracompact and compact laptops, where getting access to memory to upgrade it may be difficult or near-impossible. The gaming list you have can go back a few generations if you're buying used, but I wouldn't go lower on this chart than an nVidia 1650 or so; the games only 'need' an nVidia 970 or so to run with decent settings, but any GPU that old will be inviting reliability problems down the road. For CPU, you'll probably want to stick to an Intel i5-84xx or higher on this chart. The Ryzen numbers are... complicated in a way that just adding price doesn't necessarily get you much performance, but that chart's not the worst way to look at them so long as you don't pay a bunch of extra money for a tiny boost.

If you want a mobile machine, I'd caution to watch out for any laptops with very exposed hinges -- see this for an example of a reasonable deal except the first time you drop it on a corner one of the hinges will bust. Similarly, watch out for compact or ultracompacts with very few USB connections (or where the only connections are USB-C); at best this will require you to get a dock, and often it's a sign the machine is meant as a very light use device and will burn the hell out of you.

Unless you absolutely need video editing or gaming on the go, I wouldn't exclude small (~cfe Lian Li Air at 384 x 288 x 400 mm) compact desktop PCs or a laptop with an eGPU. These are a little more annoying to assemble, but they vastly improve usability and can be meaningfully upgraded at very little floor space cost (though some fan noise), and they're much less likely to be damaged or stolen than something you can take around the world with you. In most cases, they'll cost so much less you can get a gaming desktop and a lightweight mid-performance laptop, though in turn expect to spend some time fucking with cable management. While most gaming laptops will have okay integrated sound, there's very few that are anything outstanding, while desktop machines will have a lot more options there.

((Contra ToaKraka, I don't recommend NUCs or NUC-likes. There are some with the performance you need, if not necessarily the price range, but getting the performance and significant storage for fast video editing will bust your budget, and they're prone to fan failures. They have great uses cases, but this isn't one of them unless you're willing to jettison gaming and accept a USB storage drive.))

The only meaningfully upgradable laptop is the Framework, and it will bust your budget in the performance range you're aiming for, and has very long wait times. For other laptops, you basically will only be able to upgrade RAM a little (usually no more than 2x) and you can replace or add one disk drive, and some won't let you do that (either soldered to the motherboard, or with a sealed frame).

Thank you for such a detailed response, this is a big help.