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PaperclipPerfector  4mo ago (text post)   1935 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for December 22, 2023

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If it were up me to update the calendar for the next century, I would put us on 13 months of 28 days each, and make the Saturdays of every month line up with the moon phases; full, half, and new moons would all be on Saturdays.

There would be only one leftover day in three out of four years, and two leftover days in the leap years. I would put the annual leftover day on the winter solstice, and call it New Year’s Day, the day without a month, and I would put the leap day between October and November, and call it Election Day.

The 13th month would be between May and June and it would be called “Leftober”.

Leftober is kinda cool but the 13th month will always be Smarch to me.

I know, but I live in Albuquerque, NM. Every time I go to a minor league baseball game, I am reminded that the name of our franchise, the Isotopes, came from a (really good) Simpsons episode. I’d rather not watch Bort Johnson batting for the Isotopes in Smarch weather because of Simpsons gags.

Leftober is so named because it’s made from the leftover 2 or 3 days from the other months, but my favored alternative is “Sprung” between the old Spring and Summer months.

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