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Small-Scale Question Sunday for March 17, 2024

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I'm an in-and-out, follow the list, know the layout, largely own-brand supermarket shopper who pays the minimum necessary attention to packaging. Years of internet content have made me selectively blind to anything less attention grabbing than literal naked women (and even then...). But I was lying in bed yesterday reminiscing on being a broke student and getting a "free" Bodum cafetiere by collecting something trivial like two empty coffee packets plus P+P, and some other similar giveaways that I still have in the kitchen cupboard.

Do retail suppliers still do those promotions, or was it a golden age of economic abundance and marketing largesse? What's the best thing you've got from a retail promotion? What do you still regularly use that came as a freebie?

The only one I can think of having seen lately is the tokens on branded yoghurt, which I ignored for years until I one day I caved in to curiosity and looked up the details of the offer. Turns out you basically need to be a commercial kitchen consuming gallons of yoghurt every day to make it remotely worthwhile, and IIRC the offers were split between consumable cross-marketing crap like a sample bottle of artisan moisturiser (which you still needed far too many tokens for) and then jumped up to a weekend in a fully catered holiday cottage, with very little in between.

My local grocery store sends out "Free [X] if you buy $5 worth of groceries" texts. Some of these wind up being pretty good. Since I can walk to the store easily, I pretty much always take them up on the offer if it's even mildly interesting since it's easy enough to grab a package of meat and a couple veggies to make the trip worth it. On a recent trip, I grabbed 10 cans of soup for $10 that also included a free carton of ice cream and cashed in on the aforementioned text message for two free bottles of Gatorlyte. Despite having sufficient cash to buy whatever groceries I want, I remain delighted by deals.