crushedoranges
Russia and Ukraine are two butch lesbians fighting over a condom
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Mossad has deviously sabotaged Intel's 10nm and 7nm processes, forcing Windows laptop manufacturers to rely on Israeli-made chips - when overloaded with excess wattage - to reach temperatures high enough to detonate the lithium ion batteries within. That's why real warriors of the Ummah use AMD and ARM.
I know that the UN is something of a meme in terms of policy, but as signaling in international relations you can't get much higher then that. Take a look for yourself.
https://press.un.org/en/2026/sc16315.doc.htm
I'm not convinced that China or Russia are invested in Iran at all, if they won't even veto on a meaningless condemnation from the GCC toward Iran. Outside of the usual poke-in-the-eye espionage games against America, have Russia or China committed to any military or civilian aid to the Islamic Republic? What are these 'international conditions' you're vaguely posting about?
Who is Iran's great power backer?
I doubt anyone seriously expected the Europeans to do anything. But indifference from the international community to the Iranian war is good enough. If China and Russian can't even be bothered to veto the Security Council resolution against them, the Europeans tut-tut, and the GCC is on side - it's just letting the Israelis and Americans do the dirty work.
The two situations could not be more different. Iran is a bridge troll while Cuba is an welfare case.
Since you've slipped my Cuba argument, I'm going to assume that you've conceded the point.
It took me a moment to find the article, but the Americans have no formal oil embargo on Cuba from Venezuela.
It's not a rationalization: it's an objective fact, and you are the one who is full of shit. You're a third worldist who is upset that a communist nation is not getting free gibs. The fact the Cuban economy cannot afford oil imports at market rates is a result of their mismanagement, corruption, and incompetence. Mexico can quite easily sell to Venezuela at below-market rates. Why don't they?
Is because, I don't know, they want to make money, and not give away gibs?
Nothing will create a global multilateral coalition faster than Iran indiscriminately making the strait of Hormuz impassible. You might as well declare war on the entirety of the modern economy. No, the world won't go along with a global depression just to spite the Americans and Israelis. Not even China. Not even Russia. Iran is diplomatically isolated in formal and informal terms and no one is joining them in their last, suicidal gambit. And if all of those intellectuals you've linked don't recognize the fact they're stupid - and wrong.
If by oil blockade you mean 'no longer receiving it for free from Venezuela', then I suppose there is a global oil blockade on everyone. Cuba is the world's worst sovereign in paying back its debts: even North Korea has to play nice with China and Russia on occasion. It's like a bankrupt whining about a 'loan blockade' after defaulting on credit cards several times.
Cuba could very easily buy oil from Venezuela or Mexico. They just choose not to, because their government wants to pocket the American dollars for themselves.
Of all the stupid things Iran has done, this is perhaps the stupidest.
I've heard of no end of third worldists talking out of their asses, gloating about a petroyuan and the imminent fall of American hegemony. To those people, I say: how the hell can a sea mine collect a toll? At least drones and ballistic missiles can be aimed. How does this help the Iranians, who themselves use the strait to commerce their own oil? Any hope of Chinese or European arbitration in the dispute is gone now.
I would pay the Mondragon people to consult on the creation of a parallel institution in America - basically, run a startup in some field related to national defense. Socialist left-wing SpaceX is a market niche that is begging to be filled: I'm sure that MIC dollars would be poured into a non-chud rocketry program even if it never produced a working rocket. Anyway, the point isn't to make a working rocket, but to spread Communism: and funding it off venture capitalist funding rounds and government subsidies sounds like a great grift to have. If we actually produce something of consequence, bonus!
This scheme is already in place in the Linux and Firefox foundations. (All credit to Lunduke.)
Women are flat-out attracted to power and wealth, which the right can embrace as both aesthetic and fact. The modern left can't do that, seeing it as gaudy and patriarchal. But men are men and still wanna sleep with them, so mental gymnastics. Evidence to support your theory is the fetishization of authoritarian and wealthy men on the part of women, as exemplified in Fifty Shade of Gray and perhaps the entire smutty novel industry. No one is going around fetishizing male feminists. It's not a coincidence that leftist sex pests have power and authority because women are attracted to that and not the rank and file loser allies. The only difference is that ideological blinders prevent them from seeing the obvious motivation right in their faces.
Capital being the infrastructure of which energy flows makes a kind of sense - certainly science fiction has toyed with the idea of currency representing energy. Like Stellaris. But like all Marxist thought, it focuses too much on the commanding heights of heavy industry. It's not like you can dump gigajoules of energy to make software programming go any faster. At least, with our current level of technology.
But maybe that will change. Maybe LLM models and emergent AGIs will align Marxist theory with reality again - that you can brute force services by dumping measurable fractions of solar output into server farms. But if we're going to reach that postscarcity state, it will be through capitalism outmoding itself, not communism usurping it. Subjective value means that there will always be an economy of some sort, even as human beings are detached from material base needs as the engine for growth.
The Americans aren't protecting their own oil: they're protecting global oil supply - which goes to SEA and Europe. Blockading the strait is only useful if it spikes the price of oil to pressure the Americans to stop. If they're still selling to non Israeli, non American customers downstream then it severely limits the effectiveness of the tactic. It's just for show.
The Americans and Israelis do not rely on Gulf oil for this exact reason, ever since the supply shocks of the 80s. I find that people who talk up Iran's actions in this light to be silly.
You don't believe that sex is labor. Not really. Not even in the Lysistratan sense, where the old women demand that they be given their fair share of young and handsome men. Because then a rapist isn't a violator of a woman's chastity, but merely a robber of a stranger sort. The average prostitute charges less for her time than the $950 dollar mandatory minimum that California demands for larceny.
You can see where this is going.
Let me assemble this man of straw for you and jump straight to the point. Knowing all of these facts, are you willing to live in a world where sex work is labor, with all the implications therein? Theft is just an abstract form of stealing labor, after all. The remedy for theft is return of the property stolen or recompense of the service owed. (Assume that pain and suffering are baked into the prevailing rate of prostitution).
Can I rape you for an hour and pay a state a fine of 300-600 dollars?
It's rare that I have the opportunity to be more than a snarker at the latest liberal rattling our cages, so reading something heartfelt is a good change. Keep on doing what you're doing, man. Live in the best of all possible worlds.
There's a saying that goes 'there, but for the grace of God I go'. It's that feeling that fills you of a blend of sympathy and empathy, that being slightly above the level of exploitation of others. In the end, you made the faceless, pitiless economic machine of a bizarre and Kafkaesque country a little less inhuman. You saw those faceless workers you'd never see again and made their lives a little better. A Western attitude would be to perform conscientious objection, but that would not be to the benefit of those people.
So if there is a God, I would that that your deeds in their favor are worth more than all the faith of liberal human rights put together. You did some good, with the means at your disposal. That's good enough. God doesn't demand more.
Can you point out the inciting incident of which Israel was the aggressor - and thereby justifies the characterization of a 'unjust attack', rather than a series of mutually aggressive tensions and accumulated causus belli between Iran and Israel that have flamed into war? Has Israel ever made 'justified' attacks? Can you name a single one, or is this another case of selective demands of rigor?
Or is everything Israel does illegal by definition, and we're playing wordcel games?
But going into the mountains and fighting in the hills is fundamentally incompatible with being a functional state. They would essentially abdicate sovereign control of their own country to whoever cared to take it. They wouldn't be glorious freedom fighters, fighting the good fight against the Big Satan: they'd be cowards running away from a war they started and leaving the people they were ruling out to dry. If the IRGC wants to leave the cities and live like the Taliban, how will they control said cities? How will they keep up missile production?
All of those soldiers need to be paid and fed. Jihad doesn't pay the bills. Who is covering the tab of salaries and material?
Yes, I know what jihad and religious martyrdom is. I also think it's stupid. Making the other dumb bastard die for his country has been the American warfighting strategy for over a century now, and if the Iranians want to indulge in dumb sand people strategies they're more than welcome to.
Also... what the hell gives you that impression? If they have Russian/Chinese communication tech, they're not using them. They're meeting in person, for God's sake. They're so thoroughly infiltrated by Mossad they've given up on communication technology altogether.
But those contingencies are contingencies for a reason. Obviously it is not an ideal state of affairs for your entire civilian and military upper ranks to be decapitated! Now the former Ayatollah was an old man getting up in the years, dying of cancer and willing to martyr himself. But his wife? His son's wife? All of his subordinates, too? It's not like Israel or the Americans are stopping with just them. They're going down the entire chain of command, killing anyone who even has a whisper of command authority.
How can you plan for that? You can't. Planning for a war where there is no central leadership and your state is degenerated into regional warlords is a shit plan.
And there is degrees of international pariah: there's being on American's shit list, and there's 'bombing the Strait of Hormuz and being treated as a rogue state by everyone'. The Gulf State Arabs were neutral before this. Now, they're in a coalition that INCLUDES Israel in shooting down missiles and drones. That's a sea change! Iran had no friends before this war. Now, it doesn't even have business partners. (Not that they could pay for anything now.)
Iran casually discarded all that remained of its international clout and recognition to strike a doubtful blow against American hegemony. It will take their neighbors a long time to forget about those attacks, and China and Russia are in no rush to bail them out. All to spike oil prices for about a day before the market settled back down. It wasn't worth it.
Come on. Epstein Fury? There's a bar of civility on the Motte (of which I, admittedly, fail at times to meet) but you're not even trying.
I could go to the effort of telling you why the drop-off in ballistic missiles is actually a bad thing, or what JDAMs are, or how the IRGC isn't the Taliban and actually does have the responsibility of managing ninety million people, but why should I? You didn't put any effort into your post. If you used AI to generate your post, it would be far more coherent and have an actual point, rather than skimmed points from third worldist tiktoks and tweets. Maybe you should request an exemption for yourself because you clearly need it.
I'm not going to defend the occupation or the American foreign policy of the time, but Iraqi Freedom was objectively a sweep: Saddam's conventional forces were destroyed in little less than a week. The black eye came from the attempt at nation-building, not the military operation. Turns out the US military is good at blowing things up. Who would have thought?
The Americans can actually learn lessons. They're not going to commit to a pointless ground occupation where mujahadeen can shoot at them. Iran isn't a insurgency which passes off responsibility of statehood onto an occupying power - it's a nation of ninety million people. If Iran is a smoking, sectarian shithole like Syria with collapsed central authority, that good enough. They can hate the Americans, but if they do so impotently, that's a win.
No country plans to have their entire leadership killed, become an international pariah by firing missiles at every neighbor, and then finish it off by obliterating the country's only export of value. It's cope. Pure cope. If the Americans are being humiliated, then they can put on the clown suit and honk their horns as all of their enemies die. Third Worldists have internalized 'if you kill your enemies, they win' mentality, and I hope they cling onto it as long as they can.
Gabbard seems to have the personal esteem of Trump, but not his court. If she was more belligerent publically, she would have been let go, but reducing her to sinecure to award a loyalist while keeping her out of power is a compromise. If it becomes advantageous to be dovish, she can be promoted forward.
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I agree with you, but the prompt is to spread communism, not make an effective widget or increase milk production. I'm basically treating the core mission as superfluous while stealing as much money as I can to give to my friends before the whole thing collapses.
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