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PaperclipPerfector  1yr ago (text post)   2169 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for November 1, 2024

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I'm in my 40s and believe I'm finally hitting my stride as a young cranky old man. What did it?

Working at a company full of Python developers using Google Cloud.

OMFG I do not care about

  • Kubernetes
  • Terraform
  • cloud triggers
  • Celery jobs
  • Python in general
  • anything that ends with .yaml
  • Docker

It's not because I don't know these technologies and can't handle it. It's because they're stupid. They seem like they were some half-baked approach done by someone barely competent at the task they were given and bam they're now the industry standard and we all need to use it and everyone frowns at you like you're an idiot if you think people shouldn't be forced to huff that original barely competent developer's farts all day every day.

Well, fuck that and fuck you if you agree with them. We should not tolerate the simplest things taking 100ms (or 5 seconds) or taking 100MB (or gigabytes) or 10 approved PRs.

I'm going knee-jerk write everything I possibly can in C++ from now on. I'm pushing straight to main prod. I don't care if it's not memory safe or difficult to reason about or not "best practice". I will use indomitable volition to solve the problem and when I do it'll be so much faster and I get to really dig in and be cranky and old and superior. Behold, this actually takes only 50 micros and uses 5MB of RAM and the Hertzner server costs 1/10th and the overall cost is 1/100th and this is right and good and just. While you're entering day three debugging some inscrutable GCP error I'm shipping.

I am elite and I know how computers work and this is how you do it. Sorry if you can't keep up, young whipper snapper :sunglasses: :muscle_arm: :smug_smirking_face:

Get. Off. My. Lawn.

Docker is a great achievement. Like Dropbox or Tailscale, it didn't invent a new thing, but it made existing technologies into a premade solution so simple and painless that it would just work, so it would become just a tool.

Yes, it did a lot of the defaults wrong for running in prod. But it made deploying stuff and undeploying it ten times easier. How do I compile Apache Comet so that it uses the same glibc as the server in production? Yes, you could spin up a VM for that and Vagrant makes spinning VMs up easier. But Docker makes it a snap. How do I deploy some enterprise software that requires an idiosyncratic combo of JVM and Python? Docker makes it a snap. How do I test out and cleanly uninstall afterwards some random server software? Oh, and it needs Postgres and Redis to run. Again, Docker (Compose) makes it practically a zero-friction task.

yeah Docker's fine

dockerizing every single possible thing is not really fine. it gives way to some super aggressively microservice oriented architecture that adds much, much more overall bloat

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