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Friday Fun Thread for December 6, 2024

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Overheard at my hospital:

Senior psychiatrist, about 15 years older than me- "I need to get a breast reduction done, look at me, I'm tiny, and I swear a third of my weight is up here."

Then she went on about how it wouldn't be covered by the NHS, and it would ludicrously expensive to get done privately here, hence her plan to fly in to Turkey and get cut down to size there.

The shame! The squandering of God-given gifts! An imminent call for a diagnosis of severe body dysmorphia with threat of self-mutilation requiring involuntary commitment! A man can only sigh and pour one out.

God can neither deceive nor be deceived. He loves us and wants us to be happy.

You are disordered. You seek that which will not fulfill you, but will only bring forth more sorrow to your life.

Yea, I say unto you, repent! And know the Lord is your God.

Be an Ass man.