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Friday Fun Thread for January 17, 2025

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Cultural imperialism in one image.

I see myself in this. I grew up saying "pop" and never thought twice about it until I went to college. There, I met "soda" sayers who planted the first seeds of doubt.

After college, I moved to Seattle. It was still pop country back then, but in the merge of a cultural transition. It's firmly a part of Sodastan now. Worse, I am now myself a soda-sayer. I cringe a little when people say pop.

I'll admit to a rebellious instinct. Fuck the soda-sayers. Sometimes, I just want to let loose with a hard "pop" in the best upper Minnesota accent I can muster. "You guys want some POP?" But that would be mere playacting, not authentic self-expression. I'm no longer street. I've been corrupted.

Is this what it feels like to be elite human capital?

Gatsby 1: I’ll have a pop!

Gatsby 2: I’ll have a cola!

Gatsby 3: I’ll have a soda!

Gatsby 4: I’ll have a carbonated beverage!

Gatsby’s nightmare: I’ll have a glass of water.