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Friday Fun Thread for January 24, 2025

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My experiment to determine the value of poets:

  • Bring in undergraduates for a series of tests designed to measure reaction time according to time of day and season of year

  • While they wait in the barren experimental room, they sit at a desk in which parts of a poem are clearly etched in by a “student”

  • the student is made to wait in without a phone or any distraction for 25 minutes, essentially forcing them to eventually read the poem

  • They are brought in 3 months later and asked if they remember anything of the poem

If the poet has value, his lines will be remembered, and if he has a lot of value, his lines will be remembered fondly in full.

The poems should be read aloud in his hearing. Silent reading of poems is silly and why they've faded so much.