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PaperclipPerfector  2mo ago (text post)   2588 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for February 7, 2025

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  • Small weapon and small shield

  • Small weapon

  • Two small weapons

  • Big weapon

  • Small shield*

  • Two small shields*

  • Big shield*

Which do you find the coolest to look at? Which do you find the most fun to use in games?

IMO, "small weapon and small shield" is coolest, but "big weapon" has ended up being the most fun to use in the action-focused video games that I've played (e. g., Dark Souls 2, Nioh 1, and Gundam Breaker 4).

*Among video games, those in the Dark Souls series are the only ones of which I am aware in which these setups are semi-viable (not counting Captain America–style shield throwing). Among tabletop RPGs, GURPS provides a fair amount of detail for shield users (1 2 (a b)).

Since in better days I did a lot of longsword HEMA, Big Sword, obviously. I also appreciate Small Weapon, if only for the fact that this is probably the way that most armed fights ever have taken place.

Everything else is situational - and having a shield with nothing else, or heaven forbid two shields, is just ridiculous.

In games...also Big Sword. I intensely dislike games that drag fights out and simply make it a test of your patience. Big Sword tends to make things go over a little faster, with fewer clicks.

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