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PaperclipPerfector  1mo ago (text post)   2073 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for April 4, 2025

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I tried playing Motherload with ruffle on Linux the other day, and it was laggier than on the spyware bloated early 2000s used office PCs in the school computer lab.
Was flash just magic? How can we not emulate it even with vastly more powerful hardware?

Flash was vastly more inspired than the gui tech stacks in wide use today. You could do so much with it without having to be a programmer.

Where'd you get it? Maybe I'll try it and see what happens for me.

https://www.speedrun.com/motherload/resources/6geip

Is the one I used, but it's on archive.org too. It might have something to do with my Linux machine, but I've noticed old flash games playing like crap on my windows desktop too.

I'm actually surprised you aren't using native flash on one of your retro pcs! What OSes are you using for those?

You know, funnily enough I had Motherload: Goldium Edition as a bin/cue iso in my data hoard after all, and that ran just fine for me. Go figure.

Now that you mention my stable of retro pcs, I probably could. But for whatever reason I have zero attachment to running flash games on period appropriate hardware the same way I do DOS games, or 90's FPS, or even that era where every fucking game had bitchin' EAX effects.

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