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Friday Fun Thread for April 11, 2025

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Did you know that were you to put a WW2 battleship on tank treads under its deck area, the ground pressure would be lower than that of an M1 Abrams tank ?

Now, if we ignore some pesky soil mechanics..

If it were a 'realistic' setting you'd be commanding superheavy tanks, not mechs.

Believe it or not, if you put an aircraft carrier on large treads the ground pressure wouldn't be much worse than a T-72. With sufficiently large power plants even very heavy tanks are possible, especially if the setting doesn't have power lines.

Maybe I should make the game myself dammit. Actually, why not.

In Brigador, there are three categories of vehicle:

  1. Mech: Anything with legs.
  2. Tank: Anything with wheels.
  3. Agrav: Anything that flies.

And indeed the heaviest can be found in the tank category, where you find mobile fortresses and entire artillery batteries crammed into single vehicles the size of city blocks, armed with various very large weapons including GAU-30s and naval artillery. It's perhaps not quite battleships on treads, but let's call it frigates and we're in the right ballpark.

Isn't that the ground-based homeworld game that came out a while back? The one they sandwiched into what could have been a cool desert planet salvage setting. Then again, knowing what the studio did with homeworld 3 it probably wouldn't have been...

Deserts of Kharak? Yeah. They got the aesthetics down pat, but the gameplay was uninspired and the story was outright trash.

And then came Homeworld 3. Oh man. Oh man. I didn't think it possible, but that was easily the worst game I ever saw.

Hmm. Never played it. Kinda wish someone made Homeworld but right.