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Friday Fun Thread for June 6, 2025

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Mildly interesting autopsy report related in a court opinion:

The trial court set forth the relevant facts and procedural history of this case as follows:

Ian Hood, M.D., an expert in the field of forensic pathology, performed an autopsy on [the victim, Joshua Smith, Appellant’s good friend.] The victim presented as a 25-year-old male, 5′11″, and 230 pounds. The doctor determined that the victim died as a result of gunshot wounds to the head and neck. The most obvious injury was a gunshot wound to the neck, and the doctor opined that there would have been a lot of blood loss from this injury. Dr. Hood also testified that there was an unusual gunshot wound to the back of the victim’s head. There was soot and gunpowder on the hoodie that the victim had been wearing, indicating that the gun was only a few inches away when it was fired. Dr. Hood opined that this execution shot to the back of someone’s head would normally cause a victim to drop and die, but in this case the victim had an unusually thick skull, so that the bullet actually bounced off his skull and came back out. Putting this physical evidence together, Dr. Hood believed that the bullet to the victim’s head was probably the first wound, and then the victim was shot in the neck and ran 200 feet, pumping blood out of his severed arteries, until he went down where he was found.

The murder weapon was a Ruger revolver of a caliber not specified in the opinion. So feel free to assume it was .22 caliber and make jokes accordingly.

Dr. Hood, indeed.

It appears that this murder occurred in an industrial part of the town of Pottstown, PA (23,000 people), not in the "hood" of Philadelphia or Pittsburgh.

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