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Friday Fun Thread for December 30, 2022

Welcome to the final regular thread of 2022!

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https://medium.com/@westwise/how-does-a-gorilla-get-so-strong-75c68edd3c26

Gorillas, cows, etc all digest cellulose. The bacteria in their guts turn that into protein that they absorb. So they eat a pile of practically protein free grass or leafs and get a big dose of protein made from it for them.

Gorillas, cows, etc all digest cellulose. The bacteria in their guts turn that into protein that they absorb.

Um, how can that be? Protein contains nitrogen, and cellulose, being a carbohydrate, doesn't.

Maybe that's why adult male gorillas eat around 15% of their body weight in food per day. Some quantity of leafs has the necessary nutrients for an ape to thrive.

...has any fitness influencer started hyping Gorilla fecal transplants yet?

https://i.redd.it/a598vk3vg7n91.png

There's that guy from /fit/ who claims to eat ape chow. Not quite an influencer. And not quite digesting cellulose. But /fit/ is trying to get gorilla strength.