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PaperclipPerfector  9d ago (text post)   2062 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for September 5, 2025

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Many people think that a room cannot count as a bedroom if it does not have a closet. However, no such provision actually is contained in building codes.

According to the Architectural Graphic Standards for Residential Construction, the typical closet is 8 ft × 2 ft (2.4 m × 0.6 m) for an adult or 5 ft × 2 ft (2.4 m × 0.6 m) for a child, with 14-inch (36-cm) shelves affixed to the rear wall.

Do you like closets? Or do you prefer movable storage solutions, such as wardrobes and shelving units?

Would you ever consider living in a house that has no closets?

Pretty sure it's a Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac thing, though. My first house was actually closet free so not only did I consider it, I did live that way, though doing so taught me that I really took closets and closet space for granted. Movable storage worked, but took up what was otherwise (seemingly) valuable storage space and although I got furniture to compensate, closets were a much more natural and better fit for me. And when the time came to sell the house, the Realtor straight up told me to pay someone for closets as otherwise the bedrooms could not be counted as such.

Pretty sure it's a Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac thing, though.

A cursory search for "fannie mae closet" reveals no such requirement. (Having "limited closet or storage space" is mentioned in this document as one factor in appraising a house as "quality 6", the lowest possible rating. But it's only one of several factors.)

the Realtor straight up told me to pay someone for closets as otherwise the bedrooms could not be counted as such.

Obviously he failed to actually read the standards. Many such cases!

GUH, looks like you're absolutely right. I just did my own $Internets_Search and I'm seeing several sources that back you up on the FHA having no closet requirement. At the time, I had been impressed by my realtor and so I just assumed she knew what she was talking about but it just goes to show you how pervasive those sorts of common misconceptions can be. With as much crap and downright weird stuff I've dealt with when it comes to mortgage companies over the years, the whole closet thing seemed pretty tame in comparison!

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