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Small-Scale Question Sunday for September 21, 2025

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I've always felt the way Mulder describes it in War of the Coprophages on the X-files about most insects that are big enough to fully make out their body parts. Zooming accomplishes the same effect.

Mulder: No, no, no. I’m not afraid of them. I hate them. One day, back when I was a kid, I was climbing this tree when I noticed this leaf walking towards me. It took forever for me to realize that it was no leaf.

Scully: A praying mantis?

Mulder: Yeah, I had a praying mantis epiphany and as a result, I screamed. And not, not a girlie scream, but the scream of someone being confronted by some before unknown monster that had no right existing on the same planet I inhabited. ... The mysteries of the natural world were revealed to me that day but instead of being astounded I was repulsed.

I never watched the King Kong remake in theaters, but I caught some of it at some point at a friend's house. Specifically, the dark crevasse with the giant insects.

Years later, there was a copy handy, and I thought, "It couldn't really have been that bad, could it? It's a film, you're a man, it's just an experience like any other... let's give it another try." So I gave it another try.

Nope.

Upon a brief search I realize I recall this episode but not this dialogue. However, I do enjoy the mental image of Mulder needing to clarify the nature of the scream, lest Scully get the ick from his childhood memory—for not even a relatively stoic female FBI agent is immune from the ick. Observant as she is, Scully caught on though, as her next line was: "Mulder... are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?"

Fortunately, Bambi Berenbaum saved the day with her preselection services, overriding any ick induced by triggering Scully's sense of female mate-choice copying.

That being said, I can't relate to Mulder's mantis bigotry. I'm fairly size agnostic when it comes to insects. Stumbling upon a praying mantis IRL would strike me as much more cool than gross or creepy. In contrast, I'd get grossed out by a cockroach of any size, slightly enraged by a mosquito, with a fly somewhere in between. Maybe I'm just an insect racist who hates black and brown insect bodies.

Yeah. It's a "kill it with fire and nuke the entire site from orbit just to be sure" type of feeling.

I have no problem with closeup photos of plants, eyes, amphibians or lizards but as soon as it's insects or arachnids (and probably some arthropods), I nope the hell out.