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Friday Fun Thread for October 24, 2025

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Europe is not a serious country (or collective of countries):

https://eurollm.io/

Meet EuroLLM: Large language model made in Europe built to support all official 24 EU languages

The largest model is a paltry 9B parameters. I could run something of comparable size on my phone (maybe larger depending on quantization). Small isn't necessarily bad, but the performance is abysmal to boot.

As someone on HN points out, it:

scores just above random chance for benchmarks like MMLU-Pro (17.6%, random chance is 10%).

Bruh. It's not like Mistral is doing so hot either. I suppose it's back to waiting for Gemini 3 and whatever else is cooking in Sino-American data centers. It's like the rest of the world is too poor or retarded to even try. I'd respect a Llama fine-tune more than this thing. Any decent model can handle all the EU "official" languages without breaking a sweat.

(In all fairness, it's a November 2024 model. They haven't done better, and it was trash even back then)

country (or collective of countries)

It's only a matter of time.