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PaperclipPerfector  6mo ago (text post)   2594 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for November 21, 2025

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Well, I have always assumed most PC gamers play with KB&M.

As ToaKraka said, most PC gamers do until they don't. Something like Devil May Cry is a special kind of masochism to play on the text input device.

Ha, I remember very well when I pirated DMC3 as a teenager and couldn't afford a controller. The difficulty and the over-the-top edgelord-ness meshed well with my mind-state at the time, so I pushed through despite the, as you put it, masochism of the endeavour.

According to Steam's statistics, the proportion of PC gamers who use controllers varies widely based on the genre of game that is being played.

  • Overall: 10 percent

  • Real-time strategy games: Less than 1 percent

  • First-person shooter games: 7 to 8 percent

  • Third-person adventure games: 40 to 50 percent

  • Sports and fighting games: More than 70 percent

  • Racing and skating games: More than 90 percent

Those numbers are from year 2021. As of 2024, the "overall" figure has increased from 10 percent to 15 percent, but Steam has not seen fit to provide per-genre numbers again.

I personally played Death Stranding 1 with a controller. And I have seen several 4chan threads laughing at people who try to play action RPGs like Dark Souls and Nioh with mouse and keyboard, fail, and leave bad reviews on that basis.

I actually like the left part of the gamepad with its thumbstick. It's the right part that I hate. I have five fingers, and you expect me to press four buttons with my thumb, including buttons like jump/dodge and attack that I might want to press in very rapid succession?

It depends on the game. Yes, in Gundam Battle Operation 2 or Nioh you will need to have a very quick right thumb in order to switch between weapons/stances and to dodge enemy attacks. But IIRC Death Stranding is significantly more slow-paced, even during its (rather annoying) boss fights—it puts the action into slow motion while you have the weapon-select menu open, and its combat does not involve split-second dodge-rolling. And Metaphor Refantazio obviously is not an action game at all.

Also: Nowadays, some controllers have two or four extra buttons on the back. These can receive custom remappings in order to duplicate face-button functions, shifting load from the player's right thumb to his middle fingers (and his brain, to remember which back buttons have been remapped to which face buttons, since the game will still give face-button prompts).

FWIW you usually don't have to press the face buttons at the same time. Rapid succession is not a problem for me usually.

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