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I'm not in the habit of asking the internet for advice but my wife and I have stumbled into something that has put us way out of our element and quite frankly the nature of the question severely limits even the number of people in our lives we can solicit advice from so You get to weigh in.
For whatever reason, my wife is a magnet for LGBTQ+ people. Roughly half of her friends fall into this category. I have theories as to why this is the case but they are unimportant. One such couple is a married lesbian/bisexual pair who we have been good friends with since college. There's a running joke about us having a threesome with the bisexual, who is really quite fetching. It works as a joke for us because my public stance on group sex is "Dear Lord spare me from that awful group sex. All that commotion."
Well it looks like the chickens have come home to roost. They invited us to dinner last night, which they hardly ever do, and asked us if we would be cool with me fathering a child with the bisexual. My wife choked on her drink and I made a joke that I'd only agree if we did it the old-fashioned way rather than IVF which didn't land because that was, in fact, their plan. My wife understandably rejected that idea outright and couldn't even be mollified by a promise that it only be missionary with the lights off and I'd try super-hard to think of her, so now the question is do I contribute genetic material into a plastic cup some time in the near future.
I'm willing (and kinda want) to do this. We have a gaggle of kids of our own so it's not like I'm going to run off to play dad. We also have come to the conclusion that lawyers are going to be heavily involved beforehand to keep us free of financial obligation and limit any parental rights my wife and I may have claim with the possible exception of the couples' untimely death.
But even so, this seems like a big ask from them, and kind of risky w/r/t our marriage. The couple is pretty enthusiastic about my involvement though, so my wife is quite concerned that a "no" from us will damage the friendship irreparably. Why me specifically? I'm well-liked, have a family history of longevity, I'm smart and conscientious enough to be a physician (at least by training), and (perhaps somewhat cynically) a 6'4" formerly muscle-bound football player. Like Sydney Sweeny I've got good genes even if I'm a 4/10 in the face with abnormally long alien limbs. Plus we live in the same area so we'd have the chance to be involved at least somewhat. We see these two semi-regularly. That may be a downside though! We do have a plausible out that could spare us in that I'm over the age of 40, which I think is when most sperm banks won't take donations.
Thoughts? It hasn't even been 24 hours since we've been thinking about potential problems so I'm sure you guys could come up with new ones to think about. We're kinda Christian but this kinda stretches the whole "love thy neighbor" thing a bit.
Wow, a bisexual chick who’s actually in a relationship with a woman and not a man. There must be dozens of them out there, dozens!
It Just So Happens that the female couple’s choice to father a child is a 6’4” married doctor. How Wholesome and Inclusive that hypergamy, height preference, and female mate choice copying aren’t limited to straight women.
“Haha yeah wifey something will be super-hard all right and I’d totally be thinking of you who I’ve already banged a trillion times instead of the hot bisexual chick in front of me.”
That’s why you start off insisting on a no-holds-barred threesome with the lesbian filming from the cuck chair, and then start negotiating from there.
Hmm yes, if vibes change courts are well-known for honoring financial agreements when a woman’s tears are involved and there’s a man available to screw over. What could go wrong?
Well at least two of those friends are doing you a favor by helping keep your wife attracted to you.
Least doormatted progressive Christian woman when it comes to alphabet (and other types of) minorities.
If they are such true friends, they would understand if you decided against a life-changing decision. Your sperm; your choice.
While maybe things work out smoothly, your family is happy, the female couple is happy, you have another kid out there—and the world could certainly use more children of Western doctors—this also has “just fuck my shit up fam” potential when your life is already going well.
Either way, you should still go for the threesome. YOLO. Just don’t creampie the bi if you decide against the additional kid.
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