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PaperclipPerfector  2d ago (text post)   1212 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for January 2, 2026

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Hamburger is the pinnacle of human food, the zenith of an unguided evolutionary process. The taste which appeals to everyone from children and childish picky eaters to people who have personal chefs all around the globe, the way how it slots into logistics and economics to make it ubiquitous and cheap rivalled only by instant ramen, but with actual protein and with no need for utensils or even for sitting down to consume.

Counterpoint: pizza exists.

I went to Australia in 2003 and one night tried to ask the delivery girl for Hamburger pizza. I could hear her suppressing a laugh. Little did I know I should have just asked for a beef pizza. Or something.

A year or so ago on pizza night I decided to make, in addition to my usual pepperoni, spicy chicken, and regular margherita, a cheeseburger pizza. I mentioned this to an acquaintance who bizarrely asked "Why"?

Some people simply have no taste.

Yeah but have you had None Pizza With Left Beef?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_Pizza_with_Left_Beef

I suppose the best answer to that question is "Not yet."

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