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Friday Fun Thread for January 16, 2026

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Buy a boat and take it out boating. It will easily suck up any spare time, money, ambition, and desire. Bonus: you can wear a captain's hat.

If it flies, floats, or fucks, you're better off renting

Nowhere near that much money, as I said downthread. Kind of hilarious how almost every answer here is assuming I make a ton of money, lmao. I have barely six figures in retirement and make $50k/yr with no benefits.

Marketing contractor for a fortune 500 company. Did sales for 7 years and got extremely burnt out / fucked over at my last job. Was gonna get out of sales and marketing but I tried the trades and it was fucked. A buddy offered me this job and I took it because I had no clue what else to fucking do lol.

I wrote a bit about this here https://shapesinthefog.substack.com/p/from-laptop-to-shovel-and-back-again.

I’ve also done the sales roller coaster and got burned out. Old enough to have been through a few boom and bust cycles and I’ve been wiped out more than once.

What do you do now?

I’m in the ops/management side of my field now. I was a mortgage loan officer back in the good old days (pre-and post-‘08).

Haha, I have a friend who I found out had a boat when he was younger. I knew him for years before another friend (who had known him since college) mentioned this in our presence. When I said something like "I didn't know you used to have a boat", his response was "It's a part of my life I don't like to talk about".